How to impress clients

• viper146

  22 Dec 07, 12:24

  I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.
  
  While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner,
  enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was a! lso
  flying to Seattle , but she was running a little bit late.
  
  Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft
  chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do
  me a favor."
  
  "Yes?"
  
  "I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, and I' m
  waiting for a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives
  as to come walk by and just say "Hi Tom?"
  
  "Sure."
  
  I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten
  minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk
  business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was
  Bill Gates.
  
  "Hi, Tom," he said.
  
  I replied, "Shut up, Bill, I'm in a meeting."
• Hello Kitty

  22 Dec 07, 12:27

  rude ingrate.
  
  toopid bill.
• Hello Kitty

  22 Dec 07, 12:29

  anyway, heard b4 le.
• Daisuke-kun

  22 Dec 07, 12:30

  Bill should just ban him from using Windows
• mhcampboy

  22 Dec 07, 12:32

  Bill Gates do not fly commercial airlines...
• mortified

  22 Dec 07, 18:46

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  Bill Gates do not fly commercial airlines...

  maybe he wanna try commercial first class? private flights for him too common already
• beavan

  22 Dec 07, 22:07

  i totally do not get this.
• MARK1992

  23 Dec 07, 01:24

  Originally posted by beavan:

  i totally do not get this.

  gah it looks like the writer is soo uh "high up" that he scolds bill gates (who is already very high up) for interrupting...
  sigh these people
  the only jokes i dont get are those in dialect
• mhcampboy

  23 Dec 07, 01:28

  Originally posted by mortified:

  maybe he wanna try commercial first class? private flights for him too common already

  cannot be. Before he could afford travel private, confirm he took commercial first business and economy before...
  
  this joke has flaws!
• charlize

  23 Dec 07, 12:01

  Why does everybody assume that the Bill Gates mentioned in the joke is the top dog at Microsoft?
  
  It's like that joke whereby everybody assumes doctors must all be males.
  
  
• Ah Gong

  27 Dec 07, 13:55

  Originally posted by charlize:

  Why does everybody assume that the Bill Gates mentioned in the joke is the top dog at Microsoft?
  
  It's like that joke whereby everybody assumes doctors must all be males.
  
  

  stoopid.
  
  the joke mentioned the microsoft chairman