A tribal chief has three henchmen and a beautiful wife. One day the chief was about to travel away from his mountain. He ordered his three henchmen to take care of his wife and warned them not to touch her.
While the chief was away, the wife seduced the three guys and they couldn't resist the temptation and slept with her. When the chief was back, he knew the three guys has betrayed him and became furious.
He told each of them to pick one fruit from the forest. The first guy picked a rambutan.
The chief told him to stuff the rambutan into his arse, said if he can control his laughter, his life will be spared.
Because the rambutan is hairy, the poor guy couldn't help laughing, so the chief chopped off his head.
The second guy saw this, and wisely picked a langsat. The chief told him to stuff the langsat into his arse, said if he can control his laughter, his life will be spared.
The second guy did so carefully.... slowly.... because the langsat is small, round and smooth. It seemed that guy managed it quite well. But then half-way through he saw the third guy, he burst out laughing, and the chief did not hesitate to chop off his head.