Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the foods nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.
WAL-MART won't let me shop there any more!!! -
huh?
i no understand. -
don't get it either
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dont get it...
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how come no1 gets it? i got it immediately
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Wal-mart doesn't sell dog things?
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wad thing?Originally posted by Ligh7n1ngG0d:how come no1 gets it? i got it immediately
tell us leh. -
i didn't gt it the frs time either. bt then i looked at the title of dis thread. n i tink i gt it.
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Isn't this just like
You buy lunch back from coffee shop. Then you walk past your neighbour, and your friendly neighbour most probably might ask you: "Buy lunch home to eat ah?"
Or you step out of your house well dressed to go out, and your neighbour see you... They also might most probably ask you: "Going out ah?" -
toopid leh u all.
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classic,
like how my friends see me at a fast food joint and ask "wah eating ah?"
den i will go "no i'm shopping for my new superhero suits
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or someone calling ur house phone and asking u... zai na li?
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orOriginally posted by BeRt^.^:or someone calling ur house phone and asking u... zai na li?
ni jin tian zai jia ah
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ni jin tian mei you chu men ah -
Actually, the cashier asked, nothing wrong what....
Who knows she thought the dog food is for someone's dog. Or maybe going to feed some homeless or stray dogs around....
Or buying it as a prize for a local pet games.....
It can be anything....
Phone calls also, nowadays you can divert calls to handphones. So you can be anywhere also... -
but why the cashier want to kaypo?Originally posted by mhcampboy:Actually, the cashier asked, nothing wrong what....
Who knows she thought the dog food is for someone's dog. Or maybe going to feed some homeless or stray dogs around....
Or buying it for a price at the local pet games.....
It can be anything....
Phone calls also, nowadays you can divert calls to handphones. So you can be anywhere also... -
buy dog food doesnt mean got a dog. i
f u c me buy bra, does tat means i have breast? -
everyone has it mahOriginally posted by monoslayer:buy dog food doesnt mean got a dog. i
f u c me buy bra, does tat means i have breast?
Even chicken has breast. Why not? -
but why wud u buy a bra?Originally posted by monoslayer:buy dog food doesnt mean got a dog. i
f u c me buy bra, does tat means i have breast?
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tsk...Originally posted by BeRt^.^:but why the cashier want to kaypo?
its called.. GEMS in singapore.
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the cashier nvr ask leh.
its the women behind the guy. -
NB!Originally posted by seotiblizzard:
the cashier nvr ask leh.
its the women behind the guy.
Sorry.. my bad...
then bert also follow... -
u guys are idiots
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Smart but lengthy...
I would had say "no... i have too much money but nothing to buy..." -
you people are fucking stupid.
stop watching your primitive inward minded singaporean television and get some cable and open your minds to the world fools.
this sort of thing also cannot get .. knn -
what's wrong with asking questions like that...these are questions to prompt conversation ma...haiz.