Women's Bumper Stickers
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1) SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
2) GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS
3) IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING
4) PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG
5) COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
6) DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
7) IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
8) DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF
9) I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN
10) GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
11) NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
12) AND YOUR POINT IS?
13) IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT I AM FAST CHEAP AND EASY
14) I HAVE ONLY ONE NERVE LEFT AND YOU'RE GETTING ON IT
15) SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT
16) WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
17) ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
18) I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
19) HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
20) YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT SO PLEASE SHUT UP
21) DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES -
what a skank.
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what's up with the capital letters
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L.A.M.E sia...
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If i change this
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
to this WARNING: I HAVE AN BAN BUTTON AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
familiar now
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ROFL....
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one of the point which is somebody favourite line
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Pretty much all of those can be translated to: "I'm a bitch"
EDIT: Goddam SGforums stupidly censoring words like bitch (bitch) -
22) ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS. SOME JUST MAKE BETTER PETS.Originally posted by GIB:1) SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
2) GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS
3) IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING
4) PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG
5) COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
6) DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
7) IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
8) DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF
9) I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN
10) GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
11) NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
12) AND YOUR POINT IS?
13) IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT I AM FAST CHEAP AND EASY
14) I HAVE ONLY ONE NERVE LEFT AND YOU'RE GETTING ON IT
15) SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT
16) WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
17) ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
18) I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
19) HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
20) YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT SO PLEASE SHUT UP
21) DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES -
i like point 11.. so true
