Arafat, Sharon, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and .... it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
The old woman and Sharon are sitting there looking perplexed. Arafat is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking : "Arafat must have tried to kiss that girl and has been slapped. "
Arafat is thinking : "Damn it, Sharon must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me."
The beautiful girl is thinking : "Arafat must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Sharon instead and got slapped."
Sharon is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Arafat again."
i'll be interested to know how many think sharon is a woman....or man.....
old joke, new spin.
the original one was told as between a general, a young lieutenant, a girl and her grandmother.
