A Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam

• viper146

  28 Dec 07, 12:52

  Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
  
  The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
  
  Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
  
  Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer) asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
  Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
• sand king

  28 Dec 07, 12:55

  
• OMGitsME

  28 Dec 07, 14:37

  Uncle Sam smart
• seotiblizzard

  28 Dec 07, 15:15

  
  
  Nice one.
  
  
• de_middle

  28 Dec 07, 15:28

  
• LatecomerX

  28 Dec 07, 18:49

  
• UncleFishballz

  28 Dec 07, 20:16

  catch no ball =S
  
  fill with water.. then?
• mortified

  28 Dec 07, 21:52

  Originally posted by UncleFishballz:

  catch no ball =S
  
  fill with water.. then?

  piang..the water cannot leak out, what happen to the people?
• jay_rocks

  28 Dec 07, 21:56

  
  
  nice one
• gunner77

  28 Dec 07, 23:20

  
• RaaRaa

  29 Dec 07, 02:16

  Is uncle sam from US ?
• tut4nkh4m3n

  29 Dec 07, 02:19

  some parts a bit redundant but still..
• Gato1001

  29 Dec 07, 03:15

  500 feet thick is no joke lol
• jondizzle foshizzle

  29 Dec 07, 03:23

  What's with the Canadian part? A bit redundant.
• youyayu

  29 Dec 07, 10:15

  owned lol
• YuutoFlow

  29 Dec 07, 10:16

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  What's with the Canadian part? A bit redundant.

  Its meant to i guess ...
• alvin-ncs

  30 Dec 07, 01:50

  SMART..!!!
• ^tamago^

  30 Dec 07, 01:57

  nice one
• maskedangel

  30 Dec 07, 12:25

  Who's unlce Sam?
• alvin-ncs

  30 Dec 07, 12:53

  Originally posted by maskedangel:

  Who's unlce Sam?

  y must u know?
• googoomuck

  30 Dec 07, 13:14

  Originally posted by maskedangel:

  Who's unlce Sam?

  Uncle Sam=U.S.
  United Sates=U.S.
  therefore,
  Uncle Sam=United states
• lageihsif

  30 Dec 07, 13:55

  Originally posted by maskedangel:

  Who's unlce Sam?

  its like a mascot of the US
• SBS7484P

  30 Dec 07, 15:36

  nice joke
• Hello Kitty

  30 Dec 07, 17:30

  boy, sum peeps r lealli noobs.
  
  
• lpx88

  30 Dec 07, 17:33