Addicted to Internet Porn

• GIB

  28 Dec 07, 19:39

  Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn
  
  - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.
  
  - His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.
  
  - When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."
  
  - Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."
  
  - He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.
  
  - Her favourite actor? Tommy Lee.
  
  - When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."
  
  - You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.
  
  - As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.
  
  - During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"
  
  - His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.
• 798

  28 Dec 07, 19:42

  hahahaha
• gunner77

  28 Dec 07, 23:32

  
• LatecomerX

  29 Dec 07, 20:29

  Originally posted by GIB:

  - His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.

  Dial-up ah?
  
  
  
• caleb_chiang

  29 Dec 07, 20:32

  
• T E M P O

  29 Dec 07, 20:34

  
• ADsolutE

  29 Dec 07, 21:11

  
• maskedangel

  30 Dec 07, 12:40

  
• D_A_R_K

  31 Dec 07, 00:08

  
• sprakster

  31 Dec 07, 00:10

  
• the.owl

  31 Dec 07, 03:35

  is this joke 10 years old?
• tut4nkh4m3n

  31 Dec 07, 04:05

  Originally posted by the.owl:

  is this joke 10 years old?

  wow brought ten years of laughter alr
• sand king

  31 Dec 07, 06:41

  
• raymond_sianz

  31 Dec 07, 12:17

  broadband!!!!