3 Men were lost on a deserted island for few weeks. But after having some luck, they met a god who will grant 2 wishes to each man.
So the first man, Peter, who has a family at his hometown waiting to return home wishes: "
I wish I could have a big condo for my family and bring me back to them now."His wish is granted....
The second man, David, who has a fortune waiting for him from his family wishes:"
Although i have alot of money, but i could not get any girls, so grant me as many pretty girls as you can, and grant me immortality so i can enjoy all this forever..."
His wish is also granted.....
The last man, Ah seng, who has nothing left in the whole world ponders quite a while, after thinking for some time, he make his wishes:"
I have been alone since i am young, in fact i think in my whole life till now the closest person with me are Peter and David. So my wish is to bring them back to me on this island and before i forget, 3 bottles of beer please 
His wish is also granted.....
So again the 3 men were stucked in the island again for one more week. Peter and Ah Seng were pissed off and this time they begged the god to appear again. This time they were smart, they ask Ah seng to make the 2 wishes first.
Ah Seng replies:"
Same old thing, the 3 bottles of beer, oh ya, before i forget again, YOU CAN LEAVE.." 