Government Jobs

• googoomuck

  29 Dec 07, 08:12

  MINDEF
  
  Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
  
  Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
  
  Officer: "ThatÂ’s no way to address an officer! LetÂ’s try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
  
  Soldier: "No, sir!"
  
  MOM
  
  A guy goes into the Ministry Of Manpower(MOM) Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you completed your national service?"
  
  "Yes," he says.
  
  The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
  
  The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
  
  The interviewer tells the guy, "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 5:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
  
  The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 5:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
  
  "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we hang around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
  
• Ligh7n1ngG0d

  29 Dec 07, 11:41

  
• gunner77

  29 Dec 07, 17:27

  good one
• omgukilledkenny

  29 Dec 07, 17:32

  
• caleb_chiang

  29 Dec 07, 18:14

  
• LatecomerX

  29 Dec 07, 20:39

  
• T E M P O

  29 Dec 07, 20:42

  
• ADsolutE

  29 Dec 07, 21:08

  
• citymax

  29 Dec 07, 21:33

  Funny sia..realli true meh???
• alvin-ncs

  30 Dec 07, 01:44

  
• kengkia

  30 Dec 07, 11:03

  when the officer chooses to be yaya...he did not get the change in the end....
• maskedangel

  30 Dec 07, 12:03

  LOL to the second one
  
  
• Spartans

  30 Dec 07, 12:07

  
• Q.C.Pak

  30 Dec 07, 16:23

  
• SBS7484P

  30 Dec 07, 16:51

  lol.. first 2 hrs sit around scratch balls..