Servicing.
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A girl was left alone at her ranch house one day when her neighbour showed up at the door.
Neighbour: Where's your father, I want to see him, quick.
Girl: He's out. You want our strongest bull to service your cow? My father charges $150 for that.
Neighbour (agitated): Just get me your father!
Girl: Is it too expensive? We have a veteran bull here and my dad charges $50 to service your cow.
Neighbour: I don't care! I want to see your father! Your brother made my daughter pregnant!
The girl faltered.
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And here's a classic I-give-you-a-wish joke.
Case 1:
An elderly couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary when a fairy appeared suddenly.
Fairy: Since you 2 are so loving, I'm here to grant a wish each.
Wife: I would like to travel around the world.
POOF! There appeared an air-ticket in her hand.
Husband: I would......(shy)........like to hold the hands of someone 30 years younger than me,
POOF! He became 96! -
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dam classic.Originally posted by SBS3625D:And here's a classic I-give-you-a-wish joke. -
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Case 2:
3 man were confronted by a fairy one day while arguing over the universe and its beginnings.
Fairy: I'm here to grant you 3 wishes!
Man 1: I want to double my IQ.
POOF! Man 1 began to spout solutions to equations that had stumped man for ages.
Man 2:
Triple my IQ!
POOF! Man 2 began to apply the solutions to explain the mysteries of the universe man had failed to unlocked.
Man 3 was staggered. He said: Quadruple my IQ!
POOF! He turned into an woman!