Mysterious gift.

• SBS3625D

  29 Dec 07, 21:25

  It was teacher's day and to show his appreciation, a student gave his teacher a parcel.
  
  Teacher: What is it?
  
  Student: Ma'm you guess!
  
  Teacher: Gosh....it's so heavy. A vase?
  
  Student: No.
  
  The teacher proceeded to observe the box more closely, and notices that yellow liquid is dripping from the parcel, after tasting the liquid......
  
  Teacher: IS IT WINE??? (excited)
  
  Student: NO! IT'S A PUPPY!
  
  
• T E M P O

  29 Dec 07, 21:29

  for effort..
  
  but isnt this common from joke books?
• SBS3625D

  29 Dec 07, 21:31

  Originally posted by T E M P O:

  for effort..
  
  but isnt this common from joke books?

  Dunno. All the jokes I dig up are all from my younger days, 100% from memory.
  
  Forgot where I got this from.
• tinkibell

  30 Dec 07, 02:39

  lol ok..
• gigabyte14

  30 Dec 07, 02:40

  
• maskedangel

  30 Dec 07, 12:22

  GEEZ. . .
  it taste like wine??
  
• gunner77

  30 Dec 07, 17:05

  
• Q.C.Pak

  30 Dec 07, 17:06

  dog wee = wine
  
  that's new...
• D_A_R_K

  31 Dec 07, 00:05

  
• caleb_chiang

  31 Dec 07, 00:14

  
• cApitaland

  31 Dec 07, 00:25

  the teacher lealli gt nose and tongue problems..