Once, there was a guy who just broke up, in sadness, he drove to Cabo for holiday.
While driving to Cabo, he felt tired and drove into a motel. There he saw his ex-girlfriend, the one that left him recently walking out with a suave man.
In his anger, he got out of the car, trying very hard to appear cool. As he walks pass he exclaimed
"HEY! Jody! It's you! Your new sqeeze?"
He then dragged the guy aside and say loudly to spite Jody.
"What are you doing with her? She's my ex, I had "jackhammered" her upside down for the past 2 years! You like used goods?"
Jody was furious but kept cool, she then shouted loudly,
"Yeah, the first 2 inches are used, but the insides are brand new!"
