Amazing discovery in Malaysia!
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After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Malaysian newspapers reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 500 metres, Malaysian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology. -
Malaysia, truly asia!
But it'd be nicer if it's in Singapore....yeah? Kiasu mah. -
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WiFi Sia
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heard another version
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One month later, the Singapore newspaper reported the following:Originally posted by MARK1992:After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Malaysian newspapers reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 500 metres, Malaysian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.
"After digging 500m, overseas scientists have found absolutely nothing in Singapore too. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, early Singaporeans have telepathic ability hence they don't need wireless technology like their neighbours do -
LOL
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One week later, the Singapore newspaper reported the following:Originally posted by Kenashi:One month later, the Singapore newspaper reported the following:
"After digging 500m, overseas scientists have found absolutely nothing in Singapore too. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, early Singaporeans have telepathic ability hence they don't need wireless technology like their neighbours do
"After digging 600m, overseas scientists have found absolutely nothing in Singapore too. They have concluded that 6000 years ago, early Singaporeans have already banned chewing gum -
^HAHA nice one
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chewing gum, kiasuness and above jokes are never old.
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good ones
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Originally posted by Kenashi:One month later, the Singapore newspaper reported the following:
"After digging 500m, overseas scientists have found absolutely nothing in Singapore too. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, early Singaporeans have telepathic ability hence they don't need wireless technology like their neighbours do -
i guess in this 5000 years, we lost that abilityOriginally posted by Kenashi:One month later, the Singapore newspaper reported the following:
"After digging 500m, overseas scientists have found absolutely nothing in Singapore too. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, early Singaporeans have telepathic ability hence they don't need wireless technology like their neighbours do -
This is a really good joke! Nice one! -
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nice one
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heard other versions!
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Nice...
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fail.Originally posted by Kenashi:One month later, the Singapore newspaper reported the following:
"After digging 500m, overseas scientists have found absolutely nothing in Singapore too. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, early Singaporeans have telepathic ability hence they don't need wireless technology like their neighbours do -
LOL sibei funny.
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call this a joke? it's so lame
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can't take a jokeOriginally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:fail.