confucius says
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CONFUCIUS SAYS:
"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
"Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have sh!tty time."
"Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face."
"Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing."
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
"Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."
"Man with no legs bums around."
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
"Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
"Girl who marry detective must kiss dick."
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
"Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house."
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CONFUCIUS SAYS:
"Man who sells Kotex, is crack salesman."
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."
"He who stick head in open window get pane in neck."
Virgin like balloon: one prick, all gone."
"Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth."
"Man who have hole in pocket feels c0cky all day."
"Man who screws cook in pantry often gets ass in jam."
"He who fish in other mans well often catches crabs."
"Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss."
"Girl should not marry basketball player: he dribbles before he shoots."
"He who stand on toilet, high on pot."
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter."
"Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy."
"He who eat cookie in bed, will wake up feeling crumby."
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Confucius says : don't confuse a confused man or he will be more confused and he was confused before. try to say this in one sentence, one breath[/url]
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CONFUCIUS SAYS:
"He who eat ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver."
"He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"He who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose."
He who stick head in oven get baked bean."
"If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented."
"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."
"Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!"
Man who eat photo of father, soon spitting image of father."
"Man fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self."
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!"
"Man who masturbate only screwing self."
"Man who put c0ck on stove have hot rod."
"Man who sit on hot stove will rise again."
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks."
"Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
"Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts."
"Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy." -
half of them
other half -
"Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have sh!tty time."
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Man who has hands in pocket is feeling c0cky
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i tink ur siggy funnierOriginally posted by MARK1992:Man who has hands in pocket is feeling c0cky
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Originally posted by gunner77:i tink ur siggy funnier
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one who sleeps with a itchy backside wakes up with a smelly finger
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so funny
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confucius say, two wrongs don't make you right but two rights make u turn
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man who put cat in rain will get wet pu55y.
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wat if u put many cats in the rain??Originally posted by saltandpepper:man who put cat in rain will get wet pu55y. -
i tout tis was something related to e russell peters video lol..
haha but some of the lines realli can make ppl LOL hard -
did you guys not see my siggy?
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Originally posted by Xtrider:confucius say, two wrongs don't make you right but two rights make u turn
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war does not determine who is right but who is left..
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whatever, its'q uite lame
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Confucius says... darned too much
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*throws fortune cookie*
Confucious say:" U go to jail, bad boy!" -
damn headache reading them
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the spirit of Confucious will haunt u forever bcuz u make his name dirty..