Damn Good Jokes - Sure U Laugh

• Ferguson

  1 Jan 08, 19:33

  The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
  1- life sucks
  2- job sucks
  3- Wife does NOT!
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  A man is dying of cancer.
  His son: "Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of
  AIDS??".
  Answer: "So that when I die, no one will dare screw your
  mother."
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  "I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain
  problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.
  The left part has nothing right in it,
  and the right has nothing left in it"
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  YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
  TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
  
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  Question:
  "Why is a waist called a waist?"
  Answer: "Because anything above the penis and below the tits
  is a waste"
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  A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed,
  just like at the dinner table".
  The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
  "Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"
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  Question:
  "what's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful,
  rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?"
  
  Answer:
  "BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"
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  Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage as they finally
  realised with wisdom that for 60 grams of sausage,
  it is not worth buying the whole pig.
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  70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?"
  
  Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it"
  
  A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her...."1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; than he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name"
  
  Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family"
  
  A white couple had a black baby....
  The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
  Husband: Why the baby black?
  Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!
  
  Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
  Husband: "Nothing.
  Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
  Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"
  
  Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
  Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!!!
• Daisuke-kun

  1 Jan 08, 19:36

  i nvr laugh leh.
• popmynutsy

  1 Jan 08, 20:06

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  i nvr laugh leh.

  thats ur problem?
  i like the 1st 1.
• Daisuke-kun

  1 Jan 08, 20:08

  Originally posted by popmynutsy:

  thats ur problem?
  i like the 1st 1.

  he put Sure U Laugh.
  so i'm just saying i didnt.
• popmynutsy

  1 Jan 08, 20:09

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  he put Sure U Laugh.
  so i'm just saying i didnt.

  maybe u should seriously start posting some comments that are useful. not only here, at ur other post.
• Daisuke-kun

  1 Jan 08, 20:09

  Originally posted by popmynutsy:

  maybe u should seriously start posting some comments that are useful. not only here, at ur other post.

  ok.
  how bout u help me
• yuko-ogura

  1 Jan 08, 20:11

  3rd one's good.
• ohnoez!

  1 Jan 08, 21:24

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  i nvr laugh leh.

  he posted the jokes with good intentions and stop going ard ruining jokes...
• Quinsy

  1 Jan 08, 21:37

  heh.....
• MARK1992

  1 Jan 08, 21:42

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  i nvr laugh leh.

  most probably is because U DONT GET IT
• gunner77

  1 Jan 08, 22:52

  
• 798

  1 Jan 08, 22:54

  1st one kinda true.
• BeRt^.^

  1 Jan 08, 22:56

  
• I-like-flings(m)

  1 Jan 08, 23:01

  
• maskedangel

  2 Jan 08, 00:37

  wife does NOT, means wad??
• popmynutsy

  2 Jan 08, 01:09

  Originally posted by maskedangel:

  wife does NOT, means wad??

  wife doesnt blow.
• Xelement

  2 Jan 08, 01:38

  some dun get it so not farni..
  
  1st one is good haha
• LatecomerX

  2 Jan 08, 02:13

  I like the first, the third and the one about the girl disgracing the guy's family.
  
  Maybe the mods here can make a compilation of short jokes like these which can be told in 30 seconds and give friends around a good laugh.
  
• Short Ninja

  2 Jan 08, 11:04

  Good jokes
• de_middle

  2 Jan 08, 11:12

  
• igniz1986

  2 Jan 08, 12:53

  I like the you hot i hot baby burn heh heh
• dinky1409

  2 Jan 08, 12:57

  lol i would think the jokes quite funny lols..
• Hidetox

  2 Jan 08, 14:02

  lol the joke ok la.. not bad.. lol~
• silver fish

  2 Jan 08, 16:16

  i am thinking how to laugh.. ? ? ? ? ? or
• Q.C.Pak

  2 Jan 08, 17:53