A joke my physics teacher told me
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1 day, there were 10 monks, all waiting to go through the test to become the head monk. The master monk wanted to make sure there were no evil or perverse thought in their minds, so he got them all naked, and they were to wait in a room.
He placed the thinnest rice paper on their groin, and any movement caused by erection would break it. Whoever's rice paper did not break, would pass the test.
A young, beautiful woman walked into the room. Immediately, 2 rice papers broke. She then removed her blouse. Another 2 rice papers broke. She then removed her lingerie, and another 2 rice papers broke. She removed her skirt, and 2 rice papers broke again. There were only 2 rice papers left unbroken. She removed her bottom lingerie. 1 rice paper broke. The master monk then walked into the room, and said, "It has been hard on you, but I am convinced that you have passed the test. Now lets go take a shower."
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so he's a you-know-what la? -
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wats this gotta do with physics?
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lol hard gay
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There another version on the Bells...
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gay...
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nvr expected tad -
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lol!!!
u physics teacher is very interesting person... -
Gravity la... Nid to overcome newtons and joules to erect.Originally posted by poon cho tang:wats this gotta do with physics? -
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lol... my d and T last time told me a similar story too.
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there is this rich man who has a sexy and beatutiful daughter. so much so that many of the rich and handsome guys wanna woo after her. however, his father does not allow anyone to touch her. so, he hired 10 guards to protect her.
one day, her father got to go oversea to settle a deal. the guards are all male so he began to worried about this issue. so he bought a special panty and told her daughter to wear it. as long as the panty senses any d!ck near it.. it will act like a trap and cut away the d!ck.
after 1 week, the rich man returned home.he summons all his guards to his hall.he instrcuted them to takedown their pants and underwear. the first 9 guards got their d!ick cut. so he congradulates the last guard that he will hand over his daughter to him. when the last guard responded... he can't even utter a word. -
lol heard be4
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Oral!Originally posted by manyu882:lol... my d and T last time told me a similar story too.
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there is this rich man who has a sexy and beatutiful daughter. so much so that many of the rich and handsome guys wanna woo after her. however, his father does not allow anyone to touch her. so, he hired 10 guards to protect her.
one day, her father got to go oversea to settle a deal. the guards are all male so he began to worried about this issue. so he bought a special panty and told her daughter to wear it. as long as the panty senses any d!ck near it.. it will act like a trap and cut away the d!ck.
after 1 week, the rich man returned home.he summons all his guards to his hall.he instrcuted them to takedown their pants and underwear. the first 9 guards got their d!ick cut. so he congradulates the last guard that he will hand over his daughter to him. when the last guard responded... he can't even utter a word. -
wow.. this kind of joke abit chim
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Wah, it took me a while before I finally got itOriginally posted by manyu882:lol... my d and T last time told me a similar story too.
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there is this rich man who has a sexy and beatutiful daughter. so much so that many of the rich and handsome guys wanna woo after her. however, his father does not allow anyone to touch her. so, he hired 10 guards to protect her.
one day, her father got to go oversea to settle a deal. the guards are all male so he began to worried about this issue. so he bought a special panty and told her daughter to wear it. as long as the panty senses any d!ck near it.. it will act like a trap and cut away the d!ck.
after 1 week, the rich man returned home.he summons all his guards to his hall.he instrcuted them to takedown their pants and underwear. the first 9 guards got their d!ick cut. so he congradulates the last guard that he will hand over his daughter to him. when the last guard responded... he can't even utter a word.
Haha! Nice one
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Nowadays there are so many gays around that this joke is not even funny anymore.
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d!ck got cut now thats gotta hurt hell lot
