Bill & Saddam

• GIB

  3 Jan 08, 19:05

  At a meeting for peace negotiations Bill Clinton and Saddam Hussein were in Baghdad and when bill sat down in the conference room he noticed Saddam with three buttons on the arm of his chair. after a few minutes Saddam pressed the first button and a boxing glove sprung up and hit Bill square in the jaw. In the spirit of peace Bill decided to ignore this and continued talking until Saddam pressed the second button and a wooden bat swung out and hill Bill in the chin. Saddam started laughing. But again Bill ignored this and continued . A minute later Bill saw Saddam press the third button and he jumped in the air. But a big boot sprung out and hit him in the balls. Bill had decided he had enough of this and when back home.
  
  Three weeks later the peace negotiations were re-scheduled in Washington and as Saddam sat down in Bills conference room he noticed Bill had three buttons on the arm of his chair. A little while after they started talking Bill pressed the first button but nothing happened, Bill started giggling. They continued to talk then Bill pressed the second button, Saddam moved but again nothing happened. Saddam was getting a little jumpy and Bill was laughing even harder. A few minutes later Bill pressed the third button and stared pissing himself but like the others nothing happened. Saddam had enough of this, stood up and said "That's it! I'm going back to Baghdad!" , to which Bill replied "What Baghdad?"
• StarPuppy

  3 Jan 08, 19:06

  waoh..evil
  
  
• ChingAlvin

  3 Jan 08, 19:17

  
• herbs

  3 Jan 08, 19:45

  
• wonderamazement

  3 Jan 08, 19:51

  Nice...
• allentyb_v2.01

  3 Jan 08, 19:54

  
• UncleFishballz

  3 Jan 08, 21:41

  catch no ball.... or it slipped thru my fingers
• club18

  3 Jan 08, 21:43

  the buttons are to destroy baghdad
• Darkness_hacker99

  3 Jan 08, 21:45

  
• jondizzle foshizzle

  3 Jan 08, 21:48

  Originally posted by UncleFishballz:

  catch no ball.... or it slipped thru my fingers

  This has gone on long enough, I'm sick of this shit, this happens with every single joke posted. From now onwards if you don't understand the joke please for the love of god don't ask for an explanation. It defeats the purpose of the joke. Whoever breaks this rule shall have a personal conference with me and my own 3 buttons.
• Darkness_hacker99

  3 Jan 08, 21:49

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  This has gone on long enough, I'm sick of this shit, this happens with every single joke posted. From now onwards if you don't understand the joke please for the love of god don't ask for an explanation. It defeats the purpose of the joke. Whoever breaks this rule shall have a personal conference with me and my own 3 buttons.

  Luckily you're not the mod.
• caleb_chiang

  3 Jan 08, 21:49

  
• T E M P O

  3 Jan 08, 21:52

  
• Rejected

  3 Jan 08, 22:02

  respect the dead.
• jay_rocks

  3 Jan 08, 22:11

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  This has gone on long enough, I'm sick of this shit, this happens with every single joke posted. From now onwards if you don't understand the joke please for the love of god don't ask for an explanation. It defeats the purpose of the joke. Whoever breaks this rule shall have a personal conference with me and my own 3 buttons.

  and why shall we listen to you?
• UncleFishballz

  3 Jan 08, 22:23

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  This has gone on long enough, I'm sick of this shit, this happens with every single joke posted. From now onwards if you don't understand the joke please for the love of god don't ask for an explanation. It defeats the purpose of the joke. Whoever breaks this rule shall have a personal conference with me and my own 3 buttons.

  sure, time and date?
• jondizzle foshizzle

  3 Jan 08, 23:04

  Originally posted by UncleFishballz:

  sure, time and date?

  Sometime in the near future when you least expect it a van will pull up beside you and men will put a black hood over your head and bring you there.
• gunner77

  4 Jan 08, 01:09

  
• Rejected

  4 Jan 08, 01:47

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  Sometime in the near future when you least expect it a van will pull up beside you and men will put a black hood over your head and bring you there.

  you watched too much TV.
• sexyfats

  4 Jan 08, 02:20

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  Sometime in the near future when you least expect it a van will pull up beside you and men will put a black hood over your head and bring you there.

  you are NOT A MOD! who cares what you think
  
  actually, you don't have to let ppl who don't understand jokes affect you like that. NOPE NO REASON WHATSOEVER
• eagle

  4 Jan 08, 02:36

  Super Old Joke
• maskedangel

  4 Jan 08, 09:08

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  This has gone on long enough, I'm sick of this shit, this happens with every single joke posted. From now onwards if you don't understand the joke please for the love of god don't ask for an explanation. It defeats the purpose of the joke. Whoever breaks this rule shall have a personal conference with me and my own 3 buttons.

  was a nice joke, till u spoilt it
  
• protonhybrid

  4 Jan 08, 10:06

  what a lame effort. can you fellows NOT copy imitate or mimic your anglophone colonial 'masters' for once? try to make your own jokes. and it's an old one too. about 5-7 years old.
  
• Sakuraflower

  4 Jan 08, 14:05

  so what happened after that?
  
  
• dxdx

  4 Jan 08, 17:31

  Originally posted by Sakuraflower:

  so what happened after that?
  
  

  lol now thats the joke