Difference Between Police

• GIB

  5 Jan 08, 21:18

  Question:
  
  How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, Australian Police Officer, and an American Police Officer?
  
  Pose the following question:
  
  You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
  
  What do you do?
  
  BRITISH POLICE OFFICER
  
  Answer: (Immediate thought processes)
  
  Is the knife a ceremonial kirpan?
  
  Does he prefer to communicate in English or Bengali?
  
  Will this negatively impact my chances of promotion?
  
  Is this just his way of telling me that he pays my wages, and wants my job?
  
  Would this be an appropriate time to hug him and sing Kumbaya?
  
  Will the media do a profile of him and how he was loved by everyone including his dog?
  
  Is the alleged "client" a member of an Environmental Group?
  
  Is he just a squeegee kid / pan handler trying to make a living on the mean streets?
  
  Is he a member of a gang that is just "misunderstood'' by society?
  
  Is he a recent illegal immigrant to this country, and just doesn't know how to approach the police?
  
  Is he recently released on parole and hasn't been properly integrated back into the community?
  
  Is he a victim of foetal alcohol syndrome and just doesn't understand what he is doing?
  
  Is he a member of a visible minority group?
  
  Warn and Charter him as he approaches.
  
  AUSTRALIAN OFFICER
  
  Answer: BANG!
  
  AMERICAN OFFICER?
  
  Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
• sand king

  5 Jan 08, 21:23

  
• T E M P O

  5 Jan 08, 21:26

  
• maskedangel

  5 Jan 08, 22:27

  
• seotiblizzard

  5 Jan 08, 22:31

  
  
  Nice one.
  
  
• Pitot

  5 Jan 08, 22:42

  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
  
  
• countdracula

  6 Jan 08, 09:22

  singapore police :
  
  sorry, law say no action, please file magistrate complaint
• MohamedF

  6 Jan 08, 10:59

  Originally posted by countdracula:

  singapore police :
  
  sorry, law say no action, please file magistrate complaint

  -_-
  
  Singapore police:
  
  run liao... protect life and property 1st... catch bad guy later...
• popikachu

  6 Jan 08, 11:01

  although i don't quite understand the joke...
  
  but i laugh like mad when i saw the BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG...
• LatecomerX

  6 Jan 08, 12:14

  
• technoboy

  6 Jan 08, 12:50

  I didn't get that.
• allentyb_v2.01

  6 Jan 08, 14:09

  
• Really mama?

  6 Jan 08, 14:42

  Originally posted by technoboy:

  I didn't get that.

  You don't read the whole thing, just scroll down to other ppl answers.
• wonderamazement

  6 Jan 08, 14:48

  Originally posted by MohamedF:

  -_-
  
  Singapore police:
  
  run liao... protect life and property 1st... catch bad guy later...

  
• the.owl

  6 Jan 08, 14:55

  funny meh
• jay_rocks

  6 Jan 08, 14:56

  american b@stards.
• gunner77

  6 Jan 08, 15:05

  
• No9

  6 Jan 08, 19:38

  
• Nadare

  6 Jan 08, 19:40

  
• sgt lim

  7 Jan 08, 10:23

  Originally posted by countdracula:

  singapore police :
  
  sorry, law say no action, please file magistrate complaint

  Wrong lah.
  
  For me i also bang bang bang bang bang bang bang when I see thieves
• Really mama?

  7 Jan 08, 10:28

  I thought it would be like this:
  
  American Police= BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG *RELOAD* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
• dangerboi

  7 Jan 08, 17:01

  
• hiphop2009

  7 Jan 08, 19:44

  Singapore police = knn u nvr die before i make sure my M-16 and SAR 21 gan u first
• thoreldan

  9 Jan 08, 18:58

  Singapore officer: IA IA! SAFE, TILT, CHECK!
• shatteredsouls

  14 Jan 08, 12:45

  lol. American police officer goes all the way. haha! Thanks, made me laugh.