An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.The 1st passenger said, "I am Lee Hsien Loong,The Prime Minister, The people need me to run the Affairs of the country.I cant afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Chee Soon Juan said, " I am the Leader of the SDP , the people need me to overthrow the PAP" So he took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, Lee Kuan Yew, said, "Im the Ministor Mentor, Without me , Singapore wouldnt have existed, moreover i want to rule Singapore till the day i die So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
The 4th passenger, the Pope said "My dear, I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "It's okay, Holy Father, there is still one parachute left for you.Singapore's Mentor has taken my schoolbag."
later this appear in chinese newspapers, then LKY find out...
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