Tom went in for a confession with Father Vince
"Father I stole a fat chicken from somebody's lawn"
"Would you accept it father?"
"Of course not. You must give it back to its owner"
"But he refused to take it back father"
"Then you may keep it"
"Thank you father"
Later in the afternoon father Vince found one of his chicken is missing.
Tyra went for a confession with father Phillip
"Father, last week I slept with James, two days later with Michael, the next day with Bratt then just the other day I slept with Tom"
"My child go home now, squeeze five lemonade into a glass. add only a little water to it and no sugar"
"Will that forgive my sins father?"
"No but it will wipe the smile from your face"
