Microsoft Operated Restaurants

• GIB

  7 Jan 08, 16:51

  If Microsoft operated Restaurants;
  
  Patron: Waiter!
  
  Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support
  
  Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
  
  Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
  
  Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
  
  Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
  
  Patron: A SOUP bowl!
  
  Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
  
  Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
  
  Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
  
• seotiblizzard

  7 Jan 08, 16:54

  
• kalangkabo

  7 Jan 08, 17:47

  Waiter : Please get the latest bowl patch to fix the bug
  
  Customer : Now the fly is gone, but there are 2 spiders in its place!
  
  Waiter : I'm sorry. The bowl you are using is an obsolete version. It is no longer supported in this restaurant. Please contact your vendor to purchase the latest version. Here is a list of restaurant-approved bowl retailers.
  
  
• T E M P O

  7 Jan 08, 19:37

  
• maskedangel

  7 Jan 08, 22:26

  
• gunner77

  9 Jan 08, 16:33

  
• eagle

  9 Jan 08, 16:43

  Classic Microsoft
• de_middle

  9 Jan 08, 17:13

  
• ndmmxiaomayi

  9 Jan 08, 17:14

  
• Quinsy

  9 Jan 08, 17:32

  typical
• jay_rocks

  9 Jan 08, 18:04

  
• LatecomerX

  11 Jan 08, 01:17

  
• JJxJJ

  11 Jan 08, 01:21

  
  
  
• turbo_drift

  11 Jan 08, 20:15

  
• Spartans

  11 Jan 08, 20:59

  
• Lost_Drift

  9 Feb 08, 18:45

  very typical

• Rihhana taylor

  22 Feb 08, 02:13

  wooo thoughtful   .. lolz

• ^tamago^

  22 Feb 08, 02:17

  

• caleb_chiang

  23 Feb 08, 22:29

  

• artpark

  4 Mar 08, 02:01

  

• WinnieThePooh

  6 Mar 08, 03:39

  

• spadeTwo

  6 Mar 08, 03:51

  wah classic !
• turbo_drift

  6 Mar 08, 15:14