Bedtime Prayer For Women

• GIB

  7 Jan 08, 16:54

  Now I lay me down to sleep,
  I pray for a man who's not a creep.
  One who's handsome, smart and strong,
  One whose thingy is thick and long.
  One who thinks before he speaks,
  When he promises to call, he won"t wait weeks.
  I pray that he is gainfully employed,
  And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
  Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
  Massages my back and begs to do more.
  Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
  Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?
  One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
  In the hall, the tub, the garden and kitchen!
  I pray that this man will love me no end,
  And never attempts to shag my best friend.
  And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
  I look at the jackass you sent me instead.
  A-man.
  
• de_middle

  7 Jan 08, 17:10

  
• maskedangel

  7 Jan 08, 22:51

  
  nice one aniwaes
• silv3rgal

  7 Jan 08, 22:59

  
• Ferret

  7 Jan 08, 23:03

  no rikes ending
• jay_rocks

  7 Jan 08, 23:07

  a men ..
• gunner77

  8 Jan 08, 01:47

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• sand king

  8 Jan 08, 07:54

  the 1st part reminds me of Enter Sandman by Metallica
• LatecomerX

  9 Jan 08, 04:37

  
• allentyb_v2.01

  9 Jan 08, 05:55

  
• shatteredsouls

  14 Jan 08, 12:39

  lol. i don't know what to say.
• Lost_Drift

  14 Jan 08, 17:28

  
• DrAlienology

  14 Jan 08, 23:33

  nice one....
• browniebaobao

  14 Jan 08, 23:50

  
• dumbdumb!

  15 Jan 08, 00:52

  expectation so high
• caleb_chiang

  15 Jan 08, 16:05

  
• trendz

  16 Jan 08, 01:12

  
  good one.