Emma come first. Den I come.

• googoomuck

  10 Jan 08, 10:24

  A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
  
  The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
  attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
  
  "Emma come first.
  Den I come.
  Den two asses come together.
  I come once-a-more! .
  Two asses, they come together again.
  I come again and pee twice.
  Then I come one lasta time."
  
  The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
  
  "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
  
  "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
  
  
• eagle

  10 Jan 08, 18:14

  
  Not exactly very funny... Good try...
• Exige60

  10 Jan 08, 22:00

  Quite funny!
• LatecomerX

  11 Jan 08, 00:19

  
• Pitot

  11 Jan 08, 00:19

  
• caleb_chiang

  11 Jan 08, 00:21

  Emma?
• MARK1992

  13 Jan 08, 02:43

  NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
  
• dumbdumb!

  13 Jan 08, 02:56

  Originally posted by caleb_chiang:

  Emma?

  emma is "M" with a drawl. haha
  
  
• Hello Kitty

  17 Jan 08, 06:57

  me liked dis joked when me 1st heard it million yrs ago.