It's GREAT To Be A Guy... Reasons

• jasonsamster

  11 Jan 08, 12:18

  Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...
  
  * Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
  * Your orgasms are real......always.
  * Your last name stays put.
  * The garage is all yours.
  * Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
  * Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  * Chocolate is just another snack.
  * You can be president.
  * Foreplay is optional.
  * You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
  * Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  * You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
  * The world is your urinal!
  * You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
  * Same work... more pay!
  * Wrinkles and gray hair add character.
  * Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
  * If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
  * People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
  * The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  * Comfortable shoes!
  * Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
  * Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
  * Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
  * One mood, all the time.
• sexyfats

  11 Jan 08, 18:32

  BUT WOMEN HAVE MORE AMAZING ORGASMS!!!!!!
• r0mE_27

  11 Jan 08, 18:54

  Originally posted by sexyfats:

  BUT WOMEN HAVE MORE AMAZING ORGASMS!!!!!!

  LOL. WOW.
• gunner77

  13 Jan 08, 19:31

  
• Hanagata

  13 Jan 08, 19:34

  rofl....
• Seven_Dragon

  13 Jan 08, 19:58

  but guys got peep by other guys when they pee... women don't get peep by same sex but by opposite sex
  
  guys wash their kkj in public while women use tissue paper
  
  
• caleb_chiang

  14 Jan 08, 21:25

  
• Ah Cek

  14 Jan 08, 21:37

  peeing is swift and sharp
• oldbreadstinks

  15 Jan 08, 00:37

  Originally posted by Seven_Dragon:

  but guys got peep by other guys when they pee... women don't get peep by same sex but by opposite sex
  
  guys wash their kkj in public while women use tissue paper
  
  

  try keeping the door open and see if people look at you
• dumbdumb!

  15 Jan 08, 00:44

  Originally posted by sexyfats:

  BUT WOMEN HAVE MORE AMAZING ORGASMS!!!!!!

  i wonder what that feels like
• Hello Kitty

  17 Jan 08, 07:15

  wateber.
• JennTS

  19 Jan 08, 13:53

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  wateber.

  I agree.
• jondizzle foshizzle

  19 Jan 08, 14:16

  Originally posted by Seven_Dragon:

  but guys got peep by other guys when they pee... women don't get peep by same sex but by opposite sex
  
  guys wash their kkj in public while women use tissue paper
  
  

  Wtf...I have no idea what kind of toilets you go to where men look at each others' privates and wash their dicks in public but most of us go to the non homoerotic kind.
• sexyfats

  20 Jan 08, 03:44

  JennTS.. why do i only see you only when hk posts
• JennTS

  20 Jan 08, 21:35

  Originally posted by sexyfats:

  JennTS.. why do i only see you only when hk posts

  It's a mystery.