Singles Bar
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A very shy man goes into a singles bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at a table. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, "Um, would you mind if I buy you a drink?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "You want to sleep with me?"
“I am just asking if I can buy you a drink, Miss,” he mumbles.
The woman shrieks “No!”
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.. The man embarrassedly slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
The man slams his glass on the table and yells, at the top of his lungs, " ThatÂ’s preposterous! I will not pay you a hundred bucks to sleep with me." -
Posted many times...
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Some people told me this joke was first posted 20 years ago. For the younger ones who haven't read it.
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so i guess this is reverse psycology?
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Singles Club
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maybe we should try that. but i think this might start a fight, judging singaporeans' way of speaking.
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heard b4 many times le lah.