Advice Column

• GIB

  13 Jan 08, 22:05

  Here's an example of why men do not write advice columns...
  
  Dear Walter:
  
  I hope you can help me. The other day I left for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car slowed to a halt.
  
  I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make-up.
  
  I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to convince me that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear.
  
  But when I asked him about the make-up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He lost his job six months ago and says he has be en feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.
  
  I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
  
  Sincerely,
  
  Sheila Lusk
  
  *******
  
  Dear Sheila:
  
  A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of problems with the engine. Start by making sure there is no debris in the fuel line.
  
  If it's clear, check the clips holding the vacuum hoses onto the intake manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
  
  Walter
• mortified

  13 Jan 08, 22:41

  lol walter, jeff dunham?
• MARK1992

  13 Jan 08, 23:29

  Originally posted by mortified:

  lol walter, jeff dunham?

  DUMBA$$!
• youyayu

  13 Jan 08, 23:54

  WELCOME TO WALL MART GET UR SHIT AND GET OUT~!!!
• Cool-gal

  14 Jan 08, 00:00

  this article very familiar leh.....
• MARK1992

  14 Jan 08, 00:14

  ale-ah ale-ah ahhhhieeeeeee!!!
  
  CAAAAAH!!!!
  Way to go Ahleeb, betcha cant friggin do it again!
  
  lol walter for president!
• Ferguson

  15 Jan 08, 08:58

  walter is right.
  without the car stalling, she will not find out about her husband deed then everything will be fine
• de_middle

  15 Jan 08, 09:02

  
• vulpes macrotis mutica

  15 Jan 08, 09:53

  i think you guys don't get it ...
  sheila asking for advice on his husband, not the car
• maskedangel

  15 Jan 08, 09:54

  
• Q.C.Pak

  15 Jan 08, 10:03

  
• Ferguson

  15 Jan 08, 14:49

  Originally posted by vulpes macrotis mutica:

  i think you guys don't get it ...
  sheila asking for advice on his husband, not the car

  no she isn't
• caleb_chiang

  15 Jan 08, 15:04

  
• Spartans

  15 Jan 08, 15:06

  
• mamamamama

  15 Jan 08, 22:42

  Originally posted by vulpes macrotis mutica:

  i think you guys don't get it ...
  sheila asking for advice on his husband, not the car

  i think you don't get the guys here.
  
  obviously they get the joke and are just kidding around.
• youyayu

  16 Jan 08, 00:59

  
• Hello Kitty

  17 Jan 08, 07:23

  Originally posted by vulpes macrotis mutica:

  i think you guys don't get it ...
  sheila asking for advice on his husband, not the car

  wah u a bit dumb hor.