Perfume counter

• GIB

  14 Jan 08, 11:16

  2 blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
  
  Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it. "That's quite nice innit, don't you think Trace"
  
  "Yeah what's it called?"
  
  "Viens a moi"
  
  "Viens a moi, what the heck does that mean?"
  
  At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me'"
  
  Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying..... "That doesn't smell like cum to me, does that smell like cum to you?"
  
• newcomer

  14 Jan 08, 11:19

  
• the.owl

  14 Jan 08, 11:48

  not funny : /
• jay_rocks

  14 Jan 08, 11:51

  
• gunner77

  14 Jan 08, 16:47

  
• Lost_Drift

  14 Jan 08, 17:26

  orh..ok
• de_middle

  14 Jan 08, 17:31

  
• DrAlienology

  14 Jan 08, 23:32

  
• seotiblizzard

  15 Jan 08, 00:14

  
  
  Come to me.
  
  
• caleb_chiang

  15 Jan 08, 16:07

  
• Hello Kitty

  17 Jan 08, 07:17

  so hw does cum smell like?