Mulan goes to war

• NewAgeSensitiveBoy

  15 Jan 08, 12:59

  Mulan was called to the war again as a replacement for her dad....
  
  During the battle with the enemies, her period came and stained her pants.... she was eventually overwhelmed by the exhaustion and fainted.....
  
  When she came to, she was in the sick bay and the medic was attending to her.
  
  Mulan: Wad happened, why am i here?
  
  Medic: oooo u were in the battle and we found u fainted amongst the corpse... unfortunately....ermmm....they...they....they.... sliced off ur dic and your pants was badly stained with blood.....
  
  Mulan: (thinking to herself) phew.... luckily they din find out i am a girl.....
  
  Medic: ...... but you were lucky we found a replacement and stitched it back for ya.......
  
  
• Q.C.Pak

  15 Jan 08, 13:00

  
• turbo_drift

  15 Jan 08, 13:01

  ownage..
• Pitot

  15 Jan 08, 13:16

  wtf
• LatecomerX

  15 Jan 08, 13:32

  Must re-name to Mugang liao.
  
• seotiblizzard

  15 Jan 08, 13:34

  
• trendz

  15 Jan 08, 15:55

  
• caleb_chiang

  15 Jan 08, 16:00

  
• gunner77

  15 Jan 08, 17:09

  
• maskedangel

  15 Jan 08, 18:43

  LOL!@!@#!@#!!!!
  WTF
• Daisuke-kun

  15 Jan 08, 18:44

  ouch
  even if it was me, a male.
  i wont want to have a stranger dick to b stiched on me...
• oOprinceOo

  15 Jan 08, 18:44

  lol this joke very A xD
• sand king

  15 Jan 08, 18:46

  
• newcomer

  16 Jan 08, 09:01

  
• eagle

  16 Jan 08, 18:22

  
• Short Ninja

  16 Jan 08, 18:25

  From Mulan she became Tulan
  Anyway what joke is is?
• tut4nkh4m3n

  16 Jan 08, 18:33

  lmfao wth man... =)
• newcomer

  16 Jan 08, 18:35

  bolan become ulan
• Short Ninja

  16 Jan 08, 21:18

  In the end LPPL become not funny
• Spartans

  16 Jan 08, 21:24

  
• omgukilledkenny

  16 Jan 08, 21:28

  
• relgn

  16 Jan 08, 21:31

  lol
• ^tamago^

  16 Jan 08, 21:33

  
• ceecookie

  16 Jan 08, 21:35

  nice 1...like the skunk killed /w axe
• 798

  16 Jan 08, 21:38

  mulan should change name as Toa Lan already.