Whats the similarity between Michael Jackson and a Playstation?
A: They both get turned on by kids
Woman : I read in a book that all talented women are ugly. Do you believe that?
Man : How could I not believe the words of such a talented woman?
What do you call a sheep with no head and legs?
A: A cloud
Worker : OMG, someone has jumped down from the building!
Boss : What a horror.
Worker : OMG, another person has jumped down from the building!!
Boss : What a horror.
Worker : WTF, another guy has jumped down from the building! Lucky not our company one.
Boss : What a pity.
