Little Ellen
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A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."
He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."
The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."
The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Suzanne ... I'm Ellen." -
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anger management
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where u get all ur jokes har?
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n i don't get it... can some1 explain
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it's just another version of that "patience billy..." jokeOriginally posted by newcomer:n i don't get it... can some1 explain
the mom was actually trying to control herself not to take it out on the kid at the shopping centre... geddid? -
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u got the link to the billy patience joke? -
Actually is nice seeing people explaining to people about jokes that they dont understand.
Nice one tut4nkh... great job
unlike some other bloke who just blew his top when someone didnt understand the joke.Originally posted by tut4nkh4m3n:it's just another version of that "patience billy..." joke
the mom was actually trying to control herself not to take it out on the kid at the shopping centre... geddid?
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no.Originally posted by Cpt.ZR:Actually is nice seeing people explaining to people about jokes that they dont understand.
me juz canot undrstd y ppl dun geddit. -
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Many variations, not exactly funny already but hey! Still interesting to read.
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Duh..
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wth lol
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Originally posted by newcomer:
n i don’t get it… can some1 explain
man, you suck. lol
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Originally posted by Hello Kitty:
no.
me juz canot undrstd y ppl dun geddit.ya lor.. either they have no sense of humour, or they have lousy comprehension. like for me, i seldom get chinese jokes, because my chinese language = null.
maybe their command of english sucks la
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