many years ago i witnessed this incident in a train....
a mum was with a child who wouldn't stop screaming and crying
boy: mummy mummy i wanna shee shee....
mum: boy boy wait, 2 more stations we go down already....
boy: cannot wait already shee shee comin out, shee shee coming out....
mum: kwai kwai la, 2 more stations we can go down already, very fast...
boy: cannot cannot..... i wanna shee shee here....
mum: down here train la, cannot anyhow shee shee.....
boy: can....i wanna shee shee inside your mouth......
mum: DUN ANYHOW TOK RUBBISH HOR.... WHO TOT U TO TOK LIKE TAT... SO RUDE
boy: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...... WHY DADDY CAN I CANNOT???
mum: .............
The rest of the passengers burst out laffing
