Children of Israel
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At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period.
"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's something I can't figger out."
"What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.
"Well according to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"
"Right."
"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?"
"Er--right."
"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"
"Again you're right."
"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"
"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"
"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all the grown-ups doing?" -
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making more children of Israel
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Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:making more children of Israel
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Being greedy bastards lending money to the europeans with a very high interest and licking the golden sheep's ass cuz the mother fcuking bastard yahweh said so.
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lmao
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Originally posted by xXBlack_RebelXx:
Being greedy bastards lending money to the europeans with a very high interest and licking the golden sheep’s ass cuz the mother fcuking bastard yahweh said so.
why not u go fuck urself.
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lmao