GM REPLY TO BILL GATES
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GM REPLY TO BILL GATES
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we
would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating:
"If GM had developed technology like microsoft, we would all be driving
cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part, esp
7th point and 10'th point):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have
to reinstall the engine.
5. Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would ! run on only five
percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation"
warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously
l ifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio
antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how
to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in
the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. " -
These 2 cracked me up.Originally posted by viper146:1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
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11. When the car won't start, the windscreen would turn blue.
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my lecturer told me this joke
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good one
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for most cars the start button IS also the stop button...Originally posted by viper146:10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. " -
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I thought it was for real..
But funny!
Pt. 7 is the best..and 1st pt. as well.. -
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ownage
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cute cheers for u :D