Driving to the office this morning on the motoway, I looked over to my left and there was this woman in a brand new toyota doing 120km/hr with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still workin on that makeup. It scared me (Im a man) so badly, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all that confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cellphone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned big Jim and the twins, causing me to scream which made me drop the cigaratte out of my mouth, ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important phone call.
Farking women drivers!
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gunner77
<Precious>
Moral of the story: Don't beo char bor when you are driving - keep your eyes on the road!
MARK1992
For all those who dont get it
NEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
No9
some guys also cannot drive ...
Fairychild
A hand with donut then with a lighted cigarette and on the phone.. wohoo.. some super man.. not to mention the coffee.