A young woman was pulled over for speeding by a Highway Patrolman.
As the policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman Ball.
He replied, Maam, Highway Patrolman don't have Balls.
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he had just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and drove off.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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