Hmmm...why Irishman?
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A coroner being shown round the morgue asked why the three bodies on the slabs were smiling...
The assistant replied the first an Englishman won a lottery rollover, suffered a massive heart attack with the shock. Hence the smile on his face
The second man is Scottish and was visiting a distillery, when he fell in a vat of whiskey and drowned. Hence the smile on his face.
The third is an Irishman who was struck by lightning! “…But why has he got a smile on his face?” asked the coroner.
The assistant replied: He thought he was having his photograph taken!
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Englishman, Scotsman & Irishman about to face the Italian firing squad.
The Englishman said, “Frighten them and they’ll run away. Watch and learn.”
As he stepped up and they took aim, he shouted ”TORNADO!”
The firing squad took off and he made his escape.
Next came the Scotsman as the firing squad returned.
As they took aim, he shouted "HURRICANE!"
Again the firing squad took off and he too made his escape.
As the firing squad reassembled it was the turn of Paddy.
He stood in front of the squad and as they took aim he screamed "FIRE!" -
Not funny.
like that also can become featured topic
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ok wad. . . -
lame...
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erm, racist...
in our part of the world, i was told the 2nd joke as the malay.. >< -
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haha lame
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Irish are proud of their own blood.
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