why man should be honest
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One day, when a mason was cutting while sitting close to a river, his hammer fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The mason replied that his hammer had fallen into the water and that he needed it to help his wife in making a living for their family. The Lord FSM dipped His tentacle into the water and pulled up a golden hammer set with sapphires.
'Is this your hammer?' the Lord FSM asked . The mason replied, 'No.'
The Lord FSM again dipped into the river. He held out a golden hammer studded with rubies.
'Is this your hammer?' the Lord FSM asked. Again, the mason replied, 'No.'
The Lord FSM reached down again and came up with a stone hammer.
'Is this your hammer?' the Lord FSM asked. The mason replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three hammers to keep, and the mason went home happy.
Some years later, the mason was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When he cried out, the Lord FSM again appeared and asked him, 'Why are you crying?' 'Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the river!'
The Lord FSM went down into the water and came up with Fann Wong. 'Is this your wife?' the Lord FSM asked.
'No,' cried the mason.
The Lord FSM again went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie. 'Is this your wife?' the Lord FSM asked.
'No,' cried the mason.
The Lord FSM reached down again and came up with an ugly woman.
'Is this your wife?' the Lord FSM asked.
'No,' cried the mason.
The Lord FSM was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!' The mason replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'yes' to Fann Wong, you would not have come up with Angelina Jolie.
Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'no,' you would have given me all three. Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, you would not expect me to face an ugly biatch for the rest of my life when i have 2 of the prettiest women in the world, so THAT'S why I said 'no' to my wife.'
And so the Lord FSM let him keep them and threw his wife back into the river. -
eh this looks familiar
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2 thread in a row with same joke?
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dat time was the wife..now the husband's turn.
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throw the wife back
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OMG, fannwong?
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haha cute