3 stupid sentences that made my morning.
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1) Doing warm-up for a run.
"Let's do some double rotations!"
Seeing our blur faces, the guy promptly swung his hands in a clockwise direction.
2) Also during warm-up and same guy....
"Keep your left leg to your left!"
We laughed and asked him wtf, and the guy promptly bent his left knee and did the classic calf stretch.
3) After the run, discussing about next week's soccer match and how to divide the ship's crew into teams...and in front on our CO!
"We'll be breaking our ship into 2."
And he did it with this
face, while our CO was 
and we once again. -
i only at the last 1, the first 2 not really funny leh
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hahahahaha
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Last one I like.
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Very... Chim
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Last one must have gotten your CO into a fainting spell.
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Paiseh, the feedback I got was no-one could understand the first 2.
1) You know the classic warm-up exercise, where you swing your arms clockwise/anticlockwise like propellers? Evidently the guy was unable to name it, so he tried to do so...to disastrous results.
2) The calf-stretching, you know? Bend left leg, stretch right leg?
But hor, take note that "keeping your left leg to your left" simply doesn't make sense at all. So no-one knows what drug he had been smoking. -
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hmmmm ok noted