That had to hurt.

• GIB

  8 Feb 08, 10:02

  A pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise For answered prayers.

  A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said"I have a praise.

  Two months ago my husband Jim had a terrible bicycle wreck and his Scrotum was smashed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know If they could help him."

  She continued"Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move Caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate Operation.

  They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and Wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

  The men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably.

  She continued"Now Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say with time his scrotum should recover completely."

  All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything to Say

  A man rose and walked to the podium. He said"Good morning I'm Jim and I want to tell my wife ONCE AGAIN the word is STERNUM."

• gunner77

  9 Feb 08, 14:28

  

• eagle

  9 Feb 08, 14:29

  

• artpark

  10 Mar 08, 00:31

  :D

• Ferguson

  10 Mar 08, 16:47

  STERNUM = ?

• jay_rocks

  10 Mar 08, 17:04

  Originally posted by Ferguson:

  STERNUM = ?

  x2. what's tt?

• EarlNeo

  10 Mar 08, 17:15

  Sternum: Anatomic name for the breast bone, the long flat bone in the upper middle of the front of the chest.

• Exige60

  10 Mar 08, 22:33

  ...lol

   

• Ed11790

  11 Mar 08, 05:50

  i dont know what it means...
• seotiblizzard

  11 Mar 08, 06:24