A man giving evidence in court

• GIB

  8 Feb 08, 17:19

  A man is giving evidence in court and the defendant's barrister asks him
  "How far from the accident were you when it happened?"

  
  He replied "36 feet, 2 and a quarter inches"

  
  "Nonsence how can you be so precise"

  
  "Well I knew some bloody fool would ask me so I measured it."

• ToOng

  9 Feb 08, 13:59

  haha nice one!

• gunner77

  9 Feb 08, 14:21

  

• eagle

  9 Feb 08, 14:31

  good retort!     

• fArNiboiboi

  25 Feb 08, 23:21

  HAHA!LMAO..

• artpark

  4 Mar 08, 01:46

  well not bad lol