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50 cent

• Ferguson

  11 Feb 08, 17:34

  A woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Sheldon! All he wants is anal sex and my rear end is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."
  
  Mother says "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $3,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?

• gunner77

  11 Feb 08, 22:20

  

• Yuki~!

  11 Feb 08, 22:31

  

• wonderamazement

  16 Feb 08, 21:35

  Worth it?

• Rihhana taylor

  21 Feb 08, 23:46

  bad PJ

• artpark

  4 Mar 08, 16:29

  dots :D

• ^tamago^

  4 Mar 08, 16:31

  why not. divorce and get half his assets.