Santa screws up

• Kuali Baba

  12 Feb 08, 15:14

  I know it's not the Christmas season, but I remember this joke:

  Little Johnny is out riding on his shiny new bicycle on Christmas day. When he comes to a stop at the lights, a policeman on horseback draws up alongside.

  "Young man, did Santa give you that bicycle for Christmas?" asks the cop.

  "Yeah, he did," Johnny replies

  "Then send him a note asking why he didn't give you a helmet as well." The policeman then issues Johnny a warning letter.

  Johnny then asks, "Did Santa give you that pretty horse too?"

  The cop feels like humouring him and says, "Yeah, he did."

  "Next time, kindly remind him not to put the asshole on the horse's back."

• gunner77

  12 Feb 08, 22:07

  

• bananaking

  13 Feb 08, 01:15

  

• dinky1409

  14 Feb 08, 11:42

  then how the horse sh!t?

• Lost_Drift

  16 Feb 08, 12:56

  owning..

• TrixCereals

  16 Feb 08, 12:58

  

• wonderamazement

  18 Feb 08, 23:48

  Originally posted by dinky1409:

  then how the horse sh!t?

  

• Rihhana taylor

  22 Feb 08, 23:45

  lolz funnyyyyy

• fArNiboiboi

  25 Feb 08, 23:05

  

• artpark

  4 Mar 08, 01:49

  dotssssss