Change Of Plan

• googoomuck

  17 Feb 08, 22:29

  A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

  After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion.

  "If neither of you objects," the doctor said, "I could give it a try." Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrusts continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell are you doing?!?!?!", screamed the husband.

  "Change of plan," the physician panted, "I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

• Ferguson

  18 Feb 08, 09:52

  i love to be doc

• Ed11790

  18 Feb 08, 09:54

  nice joke

• gunner77

  18 Feb 08, 21:28

  

• lonely_boy_88

  24 Feb 08, 21:59

  Coooooooooooooooool

• trendz

  26 Feb 08, 01:17

    

• fArNiboiboi

  27 Feb 08, 00:18

  

  smart doc!

• caleb_chiang

  27 Feb 08, 01:27

  

• eagle

  27 Feb 08, 14:13

  

• Lost_Drift

  27 Feb 08, 19:01

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• 2cansam

  28 Feb 08, 21:57

  omg lol

• White_SoulReaper

  28 Feb 08, 22:02

   good one

• dangerboi

  29 Feb 08, 11:01

    

• Exige60

  29 Feb 08, 18:02

    

• artpark

  4 Mar 08, 01:15

  nice 1 la lol