lolz ... funnyyy
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lol so bad
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reminds me of this pickup line:
man walks up to lady in bar,"excuse me, but i think you owe me a drink."
lady,"why?"
man,"you're so beautiful that i dropped my drink when i saw you."
Originally posted by GIB:At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.”
Why?
“You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you”
The ugly patron reply: "It is only rite that i give u a drink in return. Just come back an hour later when i have aquire enough piss to fill up a mug."
Or:" In that case let me get a mop, station by the bar and soon I'll have enough to fill up a mug just for u.
diao lol