Owe me a drink

• GIB

  20 Feb 08, 17:57

  At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.� Why? “You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you�
• Rihhana taylor

  22 Feb 08, 01:58

  lolz ... funnyyy

• caleb_chiang

  23 Feb 08, 22:08

  

• gunner77

  23 Feb 08, 22:31

  

• lonely_boy_88

  24 Feb 08, 21:08

  lol so bad

• JJxJJ

  25 Feb 08, 11:51

  

• Jamie Zawinski

  25 Feb 08, 12:30

  reminds me of this pickup line:

   

  man walks up to lady in bar,"excuse me, but i think you owe me a drink."

   

  lady,"why?"

   

  man,"you're so beautiful that i dropped my drink when i saw you."

• EarlNeo

  25 Feb 08, 12:55

  Originally posted by GIB:

  At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.”

  Why?

  “You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you”

  The ugly patron reply: "It is only rite that i give u a drink in return. Just come back an hour later when i have aquire enough piss to fill up a mug."

   

  Or:" In that case let me get a mop, station by the bar and soon I'll have enough to fill up a mug just for u.

• artpark

  4 Mar 08, 01:54

  diao lol