Job Centre
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Ah Beng goes into the Job Centre in Shenton Way and sees a card
advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn
more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" Ah Beng asks the guy
behind the desk..
The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, "Uh... yes
here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the
gynaecologist.. You have to help them out of their panties, lie them down
and wash their lower regions. Then apply shaving foam and shave off all
their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the
Gynaecologist's examination.."
The Job Centre guy added:.. "There's an annual salary of $45,000 but
I'm afraid you'll have to go to Jurong.."
"Oh why, is that where the job's based?" asked Ah Beng..
"No, that's where the end of the queue is!", replied Job Centre guy.! -
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nice one! -
nice 1 la