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Genie and a Wish

• GIB

  26 Feb 08, 16:06

  A man is walking along a desrted beach, picks up a bottle and rubs it. Sure enough, out pops a genie and offers him two wishes.
  
  "I wish I was always hard, and I wish I could get all the ass I wanted."
  
  "As you command," said the genie and turned him into a toilet seat.

• gunner77

  26 Feb 08, 18:34

  

• caleb_chiang

  27 Feb 08, 01:29

  

• Lost_Drift

  27 Feb 08, 19:02