US Navy ship

• dumbdumb!

  27 Feb 08, 10:47

  The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.
  
  Brits: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision
  
  Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision
  
  Brits: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
  
  Americans: This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
  
  Brits: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
  
  Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
  
  Brits: We are a lighthouse. fuck off..

• eagle

  27 Feb 08, 14:11

  errr

• gunner77

  27 Feb 08, 15:28

  

• 2cansam

  27 Feb 08, 15:50

  LOL

• Lost_Drift

  27 Feb 08, 18:54

  2 countries at wayang

• dangerboi

  29 Feb 08, 11:05

  

  

  

• Exige60

  29 Feb 08, 17:59

  ok...

• seotiblizzard

  29 Feb 08, 18:00

   Hao lian.

• Kenashi

  1 Mar 08, 22:12

  heard b4 liao but still funny

• caleb_chiang

  1 Mar 08, 22:21

  posted 234567897654 times liao...

• fArNiboiboi

  2 Mar 08, 23:35

  haha

• kenn3th

  2 Mar 08, 23:37

   counter measures against what?

  bombing the light house

• artpark

  4 Mar 08, 00:55

  haha very nice :D cheers