Teaching English
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A missionary went to a village in the ulul part of Africa to preach the Gospel.
When he arrived at the village, he started preaching. But he was shocked when he realized that none of the town's people understood English.
So he went to the village chief and said: I want to teach you English so that you can go teach your village people. (the village chief understood a little bit of English)The village chief agreed to the missionary and told him to start teaching him the following day.
The next day the missionary and the chief took a walk in the forest.
While walking, the missionary saw a huge rock at the side of their path. He tapped the chief’s shoulder and pointed to the rock and said: Chief, boulder. The chief then pointed his spear at the huge rock and yelled: BOULDER!
After about 5 min of walk, he missionary spotted an eagle up in the tree. Again he tapped the shoulder of the chief and pointed the bird out. "Chief, Eagle". The chief pointed his spear at the bird and should: EAGLE! "You doing good" said the missionary as they continued their walk.
Then the missionary spotted a couple making love (yes all the way.) He was stunned and didn't know what to say to the chief. "Man riding bicycle" the missionary said with confusion. The chief got mad! He ran to the man and stabbed him with his spear.
The missionary cried out: CHIEF! Why did you do that?The chief replied: MAN! Riding MY bicycle!
I think this joke quite orginal, haven't heard it anywhere before hehe
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sorry. Repeated until sianz riaos.
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orh sorry, i didnt see them haha
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dun get it
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too long and never straight to the point..
Man, im not buying this one.
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the bicycle is his girl la.
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:D