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• VagueHart

  16 Mar 08, 21:27

  MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
  CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
  MAN: Yes.
  CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
  MAN: He's at home.
  CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.

  The next day, the man returns.
  MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
  CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
  MAN: Yes.
  CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
  MAN: He's at home!
  CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

  The next day the man returns.
  CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
  MAN: Put your hand inside.
  CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it?
  MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

• LatecomerX

  16 Mar 08, 21:32

  

• ndmmxiaomayi

  16 Mar 08, 21:41

  

• eagle

  16 Mar 08, 21:46

  read before le...

• LatecomerX

  16 Mar 08, 21:46

  Hmm...if the checkout lady is chio, I'll go buy a pack of condoms from them.
  

   

• WinnieThePooh

  19 Mar 08, 10:55

  

• artpark

  19 Mar 08, 10:56

  

• Lorry`

  19 Mar 08, 17:58

  
  

  if buy condom then how?

• MyPillowTalks

  19 Mar 08, 20:31

  Originally posted by Lorry`:

  

  if buy condom then how?

  
  put it in a bag~!!

• rlsh07

  19 Mar 08, 20:32

  hmm.. weird though

• gunner77

  21 Mar 08, 14:48