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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up Jack's mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours,
they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked
the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the
night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack
said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be
gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way
to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had
cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of
skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined
that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
North?"
"Yeah, I do.
"Did
you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her
a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I
have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of
telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry,
buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"Because she just died and left
me everything."